I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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