Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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