the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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