Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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