FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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