She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize