Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
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