I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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