fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You are a genius and a whore.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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