I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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