I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
