I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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