I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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