So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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