I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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