i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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