what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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