I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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