we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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