My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
