I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Sacagawea was the original milf.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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