you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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