I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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