Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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