She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Randomize
