stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Shame is for Republicans.
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