Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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