So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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