well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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