I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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