i permit you to call me
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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