This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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