you're like a bully in the Christmas story
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize
