My Higher Power is John Stamos
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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