YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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