Grow some girl-balls and come out already
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
