these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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