I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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