I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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