No, you can still breathe under the balls.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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