Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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