hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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