come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The best revenge is premature balding
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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