I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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