And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
