mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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