so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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