Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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