Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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