my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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