Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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