if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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