the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Two words: blizzard sex
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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