wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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