He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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